1-800-555-5555

Jack: Dad what's the number on our house?

Dad: Why?

Jack: I just want it.

Telemarketer: What's your name again Sir?

Jack: Jack

Dad: No! Jack, I told you you're not supposed to order anything without

asking us first!

click.

That would be our son trying to order a Touch and Brush because he's watching Saturday morning cartoons and they have lame infomercials!

Jack: Dad can I just tell you something?

Dad: Yeah what?

Jack: Dad, it's uses every single last bit of toothpaste and it's only $19.95!