Thursday, February 4, 2010

The things kids say...

Jack: Hey, I'm stronger when my shirts off.

Daddy: Oh you are?

Jack: Yes I'm stronger and faster when it's off.

Daddy: Ok I'm sure you are. You're a strong boy.

Jack: Yes I know I am stronger. Hey,I can beat up a robber.

Daddy: (laughing ) Oh I'm sure you can.

Jack: Keep laughing Dad and I'll bring out the hitting machine!

Daddy: (laughing) Hitting machine? What's that?

Jack: Dad, you don't even want to see it or feel it!

Where does he get this from?


A few more gems:

Jack: I'm really sorry!
Daddy: For what?
Jack: I said the K word
Daddy: The K word? Ok just don't use it again. Oh by the way, what is the K word?
Jack: Crap! But I'm really sorry.

Jack: Hey dad, you're wrong, there is a new Clone Wars on tonight!
Daddy: Oh I'm sorry son, sometimes daddy is wrong
Jack: That's OK dad, that's the first time you have ever been wrong!

Jack: I wish we could live forever.
Mommy: You can! In heaven when you go there to live with Jesus.
Jack: But I will miss Earth.
Mommy: You will be old and have lived a long life so you won't miss it.
Jack: Mommy! You're gonna make me cry :(

Mommy: Oh look, daddy got me flowers!
Jack and Abby (in unison): That was niiiiice!

Abby: Don't tell me what to do Jack! You're not my parent.
Jack: I'm your 3rd parent!

8 comments:

  1. What a cute kid! You're right, WHERE does he get these things??? :-) We love you Jack Jack!

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  2. btw, he learned the K word from me, sorry ;)

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  4. that's the best ever!
    love you Jack!
    Nana

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  5. I am so glad I found the Jabby blog. I did some back reading and I LOVE LOVE the Rudolph shirts that Jack had for his performance so so cute. Ok Rose you are inspiring maybe just maybe I will start to keep a better blog. Well we will see. It was great to hang out with you tonight!!
    Kristina

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